****Update June 12, 2022*****
My Little Gods translations are up once again! Lmao sorry for the back and forth, but I think I know what I’m going to do with these now.
The first story is available for free on jjwxc, so I will continue translating through the end of the first story. After that, I will either not translate the other stories, or I will move to a more protected publishing method. I still don’t have an update schedule for this, but I will be occasionally posting new chapters, so be on the lookout.
I do allow my updates to be listed on Novel Updates, but I do not allow reposting for any reason! If you repost, yo momma a ho
I hope you understand!
Hi! I saw that this project was dropped (I think?), and I decided to pick it up to practice my Chinese.
Title: 小神仙 Little Gods
Author: Lv Tian Yi
JJWXC link (All chapters that have been translated are available for free, but please support the author by purchasing chapters on jjwxc)
Please note: My Chinese is very rough, and I’ll be using dictionaries and the like to work on this translation.
Summary:
The stories of gods falling in love. The individual stories have some connections between them, but the main characters are different for each one.
To make things clear:
- All shous are soft and adorable. Those who like strong shous, proceed with caution.
- Stories are cute and innocent, with sprinkled sugar and sweetness. Those seeking plot and deep meaning, proceed with caution.
- Before buying the chapter, you can have a look at the corresponding introduction and small theater in the summary.
Story Summaries
First story:
Gentle, soft CEO gong X naïve, sweet God of Poverty shou
God of Poverty: I can’t touch anything expensive, it’ll break.
CEO: Impossible, I believe in science, get in the car.
The God of Poverty, who couldn’t persuade him, got in the car.
In a split second, the engine started belching black smoke.
CEO: ……
Afterwards, the dignified, overbearing CEO rode a bicycle* to pick up his little God of Poverty.
*二八大杠, an old style of bicycle
Second story:
Mind-reading iceberg gong X internally savage demon shou
Assistant Zhang thought: I discovered that Director Zhang can only guess what I’m thinking. He can’t read my mind hahaha.
Director Zhang was silent.
Assistant Zhang thought: “No, I have to give it a try! Director Zhang is a big idiot, Director Zhang is a big idiot…(repeated ten times).
Director Zhang had no response.
Assistant Zhang was relieved: “So he can’t read minds. I can insult in my mind without a response.”
When Assistant Zhang turned to leave, Director Zhang took a small book out of the drawer and wrote two words…
Third story:
Immoral God of Fortune gong X Optimistic God of Misfortune shou
The reincarnated God of Misfortune had incomparably bad luck; even water would get stuck in his teeth. Later, he met a descended God of Fortune.
God of Fortune: I was born with a body of fortune. When you and I have physical contact, it can dispel your misfortune.
God of Misfortune: Is that true?
God of Fortune: Holding is ten minutes, kissing is an hour…
God of Misfortune: Then I want good fortune for an hour.
Fourth story:
Two-faced sparrow spirit gong X narcissistic phoenix shou
The phoenix saw a sparrow spirit standing on a power line and flew up there to shamelessly show off.
The phoenix: Am I very pretty?
The sparrow: …
The phoenix: Ah, so small.
The sparrow: …
The phoenix: My human form is good looking, too. How’s your human form, should we compare?
When he finished speaking, the phoenix flew below the power line and transformed into a delicate, soft youth to show off. He suddenly saw a tall, handsome man in front of him.
The phoenix: … Who the fuck are you???
Fifth story:
Amiable God of Marriage X Honest, grassroots star shou
Star: Seeking girlfriend! Seeking marriage! I want to fall in love!
God of Marriage: Your spirit is the only one in a thousand years immune to the red string of fate. So, you’ve already been a single dog for eighteen lifetimes. Unless something unexpected happens, you’ll be a single dog through every reincarnation until the end of time. Being with me is your only opportunity to shed that status, I suggest you take it.
Star: …I’m straight! I’m absolutely, perfectly straight!
God of Marriage: Let’s not discuss this now. Today, your crew is shooting out on location. You guys don’t have anything good to eat. Here’s something I made for you with love.
Star: You can cook?
God of Marriage: I learned to for you. The matchmaker told me, to capture the hearts of guys like you, I must first capture your stomach.